LAME BOOK OF SCIENCE 2

Ken Chong: tysern, u r so popular!
Kar fai: yeah yeah,, until the MPH also lose to u ah..

Ken chong: Tysern, scratch my back!!
(tysern scratched his bag)

during recess, Shon showing magic to L6ers.
Shon: let me show u magic..
(shon drink water, swallowed )
where is the water?
It’ll come out from his mouth..
(pointing at Wei Loon and loon spitted water)

during PA class..
MAHkaMAH MAjistret~ someone heart hot d..

During PA class..
Pn Vasantha: malays go to?
Patrick: Hell~~

During Maths class..
Ken Chong: teacher, did u watch the Chelsea match?
(Mrs Ng pointed at her watch)

Mr JP doesn’t want to talk to Ken Chong.
Reason is that:
Mr JP: u know tat guy, 1 word 2words then screw backside..

Mr.JP:
· U6S2 slogan: Same old same old~
· Good morning Kar Fai.. ( fai always yawn)
· When u have nothing to say, don’t say anything
· When u have nothing to do, don’t do anything
· LAWAK~~

Kar Fai: we can get vitagen, nutrigen in market, but y no tangent?

Charles: u noe how what’s gantung license?
Eunice: how?
(Charles took his license out, tied it with a string, hang it on blackboard)


Someone: Let’s go out lo..
Kar Fai: after trials first la..
Ken chong: after trials go jail lo!! No more juvenile d~

Whitstone bridge experiment.. (chem.)
Wei Loon: Kok Loong kok loong, chut yin (smoke) lo!!!!
(kok loong walk closer to tat bridge, look closer for 4 seconds)
Kok Loong: SOH~~!!!

At MCD,
Charles: Pui Yee, got saman liao..
(pui yee rushed down to her car!)
swt.. abalone, vegetables and chicken
(brochure)
is SALMON larrr..

(A student who was bringing a msg to Kar Fai in s2 came to the class)
MR JP: what u want?
Someone: sir, can I FIND Kar Fai?
Mr JP: no 1 is lost, no need to find..

(a student who was bringing a msg to Kar Fai in s2 came to the class)
MR JP: what u want?
Someone: sir, can I SEE Kar Fai?
Mr JP: see already right? Ok go back..

Mr JP: button up ur shirt..
Kar Fai: sir, very hot la.
Mr JP: u got nothing to show!
(Kar Fai: ... )

Weiloon: damn hot ah today~!
Mr JP: U r not hot, only girls are hot…
(weiloon: …)

Mr JP: Malaysian dono where’s left where’s right, when u ask them to turn right, they turn left,, nonono! Another left! They turn right..
(therefore right is left, left is another left)

Ken Chong, tysern, and Sze Wei were sitting together during maths extra class.
sze wei was in between KenC and Ty..
(ken chong tysern arguing)
Mrs Ng: so noisy la u both.
Kar Fai: like husband and wife.
Someone: who husband who wife?
Kar Fai: Ken Chong husband Tysern wife.
Someone: who’s the son??
WHOLE s2: Sze Wei

We have teh ping, milo ping, kopi ping, but y no Kee Peng?

Pn Goh: we suggest to do a high tea.
Class: Show them the high tea..
(carry the cup of tea up high)

specialities:

KokLoong:
SOH~~~
MA!
WHAT DA FARK~~

KoK Hui:
Mrs Tan is a friend of Pn Goh..
SOS~~~

WeiLoon:
A Loon sou~~(Alonso)

Jia Xin:
MANY hot ah

Jason:
Woot~! Woot~